Last night I finally had the opportunity to watch Napolean Dynamite. As most of you know, Napolean had a fine skill for drawing and preferred to draw a liger. Which was breed for its skills in magic. This reminded me of my own twisted design for a super animal.
Back in High School I learned that Aaron and his family raised llamas and alpacas. One afternoon in a slow Physics class I asked Aaron about the possibilities of breeding the two together to create a llampaca. The plan was to make them the North American equivelant of a cock fighter. Over the years I have eased up on my violent thinking and perhaps could find some other use for them. At the very least, they have a great name and would be a shame for it to go to waste.
What about, when the weather permits the llampacas can become our own personal Taun Taun? Or they can be trained to walk our dogs? Or maybe get the mail for us? If anyone who is willing to fund this experiment and wants to get in on the acion, let me know and we can become filthy rich and famous off of llampacas.