If I were to organize a game show, I would offer contestants a years supply of Q-Tips. It will be the biggest scam since the fall of 1950’s Twenty One. The players will be so pleased with the idea of a years supply of anything they will not realize that what I am giving out are massive double-packs, and should be enough for even the largest families. I will be rolling in the money and sleeping on a bed of cotton each night. The idea for the show or how I obtain sponsorship for it will come in time, but Ken Jennings will make a weekly appearance. I have a plan. A genius plan and it cannot fail!